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theoldman
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The husband was coming up to retirement and he and his wife decided they should celebrate by taking a week's cruise in the Med.

"We can pretend we're young again" she said coyly "and do all the things we used to do when we first met"

The husband agreed and whilst his wife was making the booking arrangements he visited the local chemist for a box of condoms and a packet of anti - seasickness tablets.

However, when he returned his wife informed him that there was an offer on and if they booked for a week, they would get another week free. So.....back to the chemist for another box of condoms and another packet of tablets.

Saturday night arrived and to their joy, the couple had won first prize on the National Lottery.

"Oh Charles, " beamed the wife "now we can do what we always wanted to and take that round the world cruise"

"Yes dear" said Charles, putting his hat on and heading for the door "Won't be long"

"Twelve packets of condoms and six packets of anti - seasickness pills please" he asked the chemist.

"You know, sir," said the chemist "I don't mean to pry, but if it makes you that sick why do you keep doing it?"
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Re: Holiday

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That made me laugh!
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