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Stan Thomas
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Post by Stan Thomas » Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:45 am

Sign in the window of an outdoor leisure shop last Christmas:

"Now is the winter of our discount tent".

And I once saw a sign in a barber's shop which read "Hair cut while you wait".
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Post by sherlock » Sun Aug 26, 2018 11:43 am

Three men were very drunk and stopped a taxi for a ride. The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them, “we have arrived”.

The first man gave him money. The second one thanked the taxi driver. The third one slapped him (the taxi driver).

The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them had realized that the car didn’t move an inch, but he faked surprise and asked the third man: “what was that for?”. The drunken man replied, “control your speed next time!!! you nearly killed us!!!”
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Re: Joke !

Post by Vortex O'Plinth » Wed Jan 23, 2019 10:31 am

Who says men don't remember?

A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed and as the wife walked around she was surprised to discover that her husband was nowhere to be seen.

She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and hence she became so worried that she called him on her mobile phone to ask where he was.

In a quiet voice he said "Do you remember the jewellers we went into about ten years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry and said "Yes, I do remember that shop"

He replied "Well, I'm in the pub next door."
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Re: Joke !

Post by Phillmore » Wed Jan 23, 2019 10:42 am

Vortex O'Plinth wrote:
Wed Jan 23, 2019 10:31 am
Who says men don't remember?

A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed and as the wife walked around she was surprised to discover that her husband was nowhere to be seen.

She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and hence she became so worried that she called him on her mobile phone to ask where he was.

In a quiet voice he said "Do you remember the jewellers we went into about ten years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry and said "Yes, I do remember that shop"

He replied "Well, I'm in the pub next door."
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