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This could be any town I guess, but my son lives in Gosport
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C'est tres drôle
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A carpenter made a Daimler out of wood, a lovely wooden body, nice wooden wheels, wooden seats and a wooden engine.

Trouble was it wooden start.





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The scenario of the next James Bond : the famous spy waits more than two hours at the passport control gate of Orly Airport
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Sorry Mr Bond, you don't have a visa
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A dyslexic is someone who doesn't believe there is a dog, and three dyslexics are a riot.

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A gynaecologist changed career to become a mechanic.

She studied hard for the practical exam and gained a mark of 150%. Doing a double-take, she asked her instructor how this had happened.

The instructor replied, “You took the engine apart perfectly - 50% of the mark. You reassembled it perfectly - again, 50% of the mark.
"I gave you an extra 50% for doing it all through the exhaust pipe - something I’ve never seen in my entire life!”

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Here in France, we eat snails because we don't like fast food
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Police arrested a schoolteacher today at Birmingham Airport when they found a protractor, set square, rule and calculator in his hand-luggage, as they said he was carrying weapons of maths instruction, and suspected him of being a member of the al-gebra gang.

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