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Sitting in the pub this lunchtime and two holidaymakers were chatting and I couldn't help but overhear.

1st Holidaymaker "You know, my wife's an angel.

2nd Holidaymaker "You're lucky, mate, mine's still alive"
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Sign outside a local café.....
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I wouldn't want to be that café owner, it's a bit rascist and a risk that Isis blokes will pay a visit.

It's a bit close to being deleted from this forum.

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Censored? I missed it!
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Phillmore wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:13 am Censored? I missed it!
Not by me. I suppose Nick had second thoughts, perhaps he thought he would get a visit from ISIS :lol:

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Would that be a Morris ISIS?

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I think we should see it again and judge for ourselves ;). Once we censor humour what's left?
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Fred - "I can't sleep - I'm so worried"

Mary - "What are you worried about?"

Fred -"I owe Jim £500 and I haven't got it to pay him"

Mary - "Phone Jim up tomorrow, tell him you don't have the £500 and let him do the worrying"
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