Sitting in the pub this lunchtime and two holidaymakers were chatting and I couldn't help but overhear.
1st Holidaymaker "You know, my wife's an angel.
2nd Holidaymaker "You're lucky, mate, mine's still alive"
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I am a froggy, nobody is perfect
1934 BSA three wheeler - 1968 Daimler 250 V8 - 1993 Daimler XJ40 Majestic LWB
I am a froggy, nobody is perfect
1934 BSA three wheeler - 1968 Daimler 250 V8 - 1993 Daimler XJ40 Majestic LWB
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Normal for Norfolk
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I am a froggy, nobody is perfect
1934 BSA three wheeler - 1968 Daimler 250 V8 - 1993 Daimler XJ40 Majestic LWB
I am a froggy, nobody is perfect
1934 BSA three wheeler - 1968 Daimler 250 V8 - 1993 Daimler XJ40 Majestic LWB
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Sign outside a local café.....
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Nick
"Don't bother with the Air & Space Museum - there's nothing to see.......".
"Don't bother with the Air & Space Museum - there's nothing to see.......".
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I wouldn't want to be that café owner, it's a bit rascist and a risk that Isis blokes will pay a visit.
It's a bit close to being deleted from this forum.
It's a bit close to being deleted from this forum.
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Censored? I missed it!
Andy
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Would that be a Morris ISIS?
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I think we should see it again and judge for ourselves . Once we censor humour what's left?
Andy
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Fred - "I can't sleep - I'm so worried"
Mary - "What are you worried about?"
Fred -"I owe Jim £500 and I haven't got it to pay him"
Mary - "Phone Jim up tomorrow, tell him you don't have the £500 and let him do the worrying"
Mary - "What are you worried about?"
Fred -"I owe Jim £500 and I haven't got it to pay him"
Mary - "Phone Jim up tomorrow, tell him you don't have the £500 and let him do the worrying"
Normal for Norfolk