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I love the traffic warden joke!
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A wife asks her husband, a software engineer...

- "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him,

- "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied,

- "They had eggs."...
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Darren will like this one..................

Just back from Tesco (other supermarkets are available) an unpacked the shopping.

On the box of Zip Firelighters "Caution - Highly Inflammable" (Well I sincerely hope they are!)
On the bag of Cashew Nuts "Caution - May Contain Nuts" (If it doesn't. I'm off to the Trading Standards Officer)
On the Tins of Tuna under the "Allergen List" - "FISH" (well, I would never have guessed)

You couldn't make it up....................

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STOP PRESS

Just received confirmation of an order for some ink cartridges.

The last line states

"Note that all items are original manufacturer's products and come with a 1 year guarantee."


Imagine the phone call...........

Hi, that ink cartridge you sent is empty. I want my money back
Have you used it?
Oh yes, but it had a year's guarantee and its only lasted 3 weeks................
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Yesterday, I asked my mother in law if her daughter was money back guarantee.

She was not amused
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theoldman wrote:Darren will like this one..................

Just back from Tesco (other supermarkets are available) an unpacked the shopping.

On the box of Zip Firelighters "Caution - Highly Inflammable" (Well I sincerely hope they are!)
On the bag of Cashew Nuts "Caution - May Contain Nuts" (If it doesn't. I'm off to the Trading Standards Officer)
On the Tins of Tuna under the "Allergen List" - "FISH" (well, I would never have guessed)

You couldn't make it up....................

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BREAKING NEWS::::::::::Police in Lowestoft today pulled over a local lad and were amazed to find the car taxed tested and insured.
It wasn't stolen and there was no stolen goods or drugs found.
The driver was sober.
He had a full licence and no points.
A police spokesman said they had no option but to fine him £80 for wasting police time.
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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

- "You'll get your chance in court." said the officer.

- "No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
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It' is not a Lucas Starter, it is a highly efficient Anti-Theft Device
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Please add all future jokes to this topic as John Hitchins and I have decided to remove the separate forum for Jokes.

This will now be as it was in the old forum where all jokes were in one topic (with 116 pages!).

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