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Post by sherlock » Fri Jul 21, 2017 9:26 am

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Post by theoldman » Tue Aug 15, 2017 6:20 pm

Sitting in the pub this lunchtime and two holidaymakers were chatting and I couldn't help but overhear.

1st Holidaymaker "You know, my wife's an angel.

2nd Holidaymaker "You're lucky, mate, mine's still alive"
Normal for Norfolk

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Post by sherlock » Fri Oct 27, 2017 12:43 pm

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Re: Joke !

Post by Vortex O'Plinth » Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:57 pm

Sign outside a local café.....
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Re: Joke !

Post by John-B » Mon Nov 27, 2017 9:33 pm

I wouldn't want to be that café owner, it's a bit rascist and a risk that Isis blokes will pay a visit.

It's a bit close to being deleted from this forum.

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Post by Phillmore » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:13 am

Censored? I missed it!
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Post by John-B » Tue Nov 28, 2017 8:00 am

Phillmore wrote:
Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:13 am
Censored? I missed it!
Not by me. I suppose Nick had second thoughts, perhaps he thought he would get a visit from ISIS :lol:

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Re: Joke !

Post by Chris_R » Tue Nov 28, 2017 4:44 pm

Would that be a Morris ISIS?

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Post by Phillmore » Tue Nov 28, 2017 8:15 pm

I think we should see it again and judge for ourselves ;). Once we censor humour what's left?
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Re: Joke !

Post by theoldman » Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:26 pm

Fred - "I can't sleep - I'm so worried"

Mary - "What are you worried about?"

Fred -"I owe Jim £500 and I haven't got it to pay him"

Mary - "Phone Jim up tomorrow, tell him you don't have the £500 and let him do the worrying"
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