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Re: Joke !
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2017 9:26 am
by sherlock
Re: Joke !
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 6:20 pm
by theoldman
Sitting in the pub this lunchtime and two holidaymakers were chatting and I couldn't help but overhear.
1st Holidaymaker "You know, my wife's an angel.
2nd Holidaymaker "You're lucky, mate, mine's still alive"
Re: Joke !
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 12:43 pm
by sherlock
Re: Joke !
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:57 pm
by Vortex O'Plinth
Sign outside a local café.....
Re: Joke !
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 9:33 pm
by John-B
I wouldn't want to be that café owner, it's a bit rascist and a risk that Isis blokes will pay a visit.
It's a bit close to being deleted from this forum.
Re: Joke !
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:13 am
by Phillmore
Censored? I missed it!
Re: Joke !
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 8:00 am
by John-B
Phillmore wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:13 am
Censored? I missed it!
Not by me. I suppose Nick had second thoughts, perhaps he thought he would get a visit from ISIS
Re: Joke !
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 4:44 pm
by Chris_R
Would that be a Morris ISIS?
Re: Joke !
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 8:15 pm
by Phillmore
I think we should see it again and judge for ourselves
. Once we censor humour what's left?
Re: Joke !
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:26 pm
by theoldman
Fred - "I can't sleep - I'm so worried"
Mary - "What are you worried about?"
Fred -"I owe Jim £500 and I haven't got it to pay him"
Mary - "Phone Jim up tomorrow, tell him you don't have the £500 and let him do the worrying"