A 70 year old man is having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can’t take his eyes off her.
After a short while the girl notices him staring, and approaches him. Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone:
“I’ll do anything you’d like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game. I want $100, and there’s another condition”.
Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is.
“You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”
The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman. He then whips out his wallet and puts 10 $10 bills in her outstretched hand. He then looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly:
“Paint my house.”
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I am a froggy, nobody is perfect
1934 BSA three wheeler - 1968 Daimler 250 V8 - 1993 Daimler XJ40 Majestic LWB
I am a froggy, nobody is perfect
1934 BSA three wheeler - 1968 Daimler 250 V8 - 1993 Daimler XJ40 Majestic LWB
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The England football team visited an orphanage in Russia yesterday.
"It is heartbreaking to see their little faces with no hope"
Said Vladimir, aged 7.
"It is heartbreaking to see their little faces with no hope"
Said Vladimir, aged 7.
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Probably based on a degree of truth...
Peter
Peter
Peter Langridge
Cloud Nine Classic Weddings, Nottingham.
Cloud Nine Classic Weddings, Nottingham.
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Funny but definitely not racist and based on a lot of truth sadly. 1966 seems a long time ago
Andy
1954 Conquest Mk1, 1956 Conquest Mk2, 1957 Conquest Century Mk2, 1955 Austin A90 Westminster
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There is a cartoon in the current Private Eye, showing the team bus parked in the Heathrow "Short Stay Car Park"
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Oh and apparently the pilot of the plane which flew them out asked if he should keep the engines running..............................
Any more, chaps??
Any more, chaps??
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Even the WAGS only packed over night bags.
Andy
1954 Conquest Mk1, 1956 Conquest Mk2, 1957 Conquest Century Mk2, 1955 Austin A90 Westminster
1954 Conquest Mk1, 1956 Conquest Mk2, 1957 Conquest Century Mk2, 1955 Austin A90 Westminster
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What is the difference between a tea bag and the German team ?
The tea bag stays longer in the cup !
The tea bag stays longer in the cup !
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I am a froggy, nobody is perfect
1934 BSA three wheeler - 1968 Daimler 250 V8 - 1993 Daimler XJ40 Majestic LWB
I am a froggy, nobody is perfect
1934 BSA three wheeler - 1968 Daimler 250 V8 - 1993 Daimler XJ40 Majestic LWB
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Sign outside a Chemist's shop during structural alterations
BISMUTH AS USUAL
BISMUTH AS USUAL
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