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Stan Thomas
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Re: Joke !

Post by Stan Thomas » Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:45 am

Sign in the window of an outdoor leisure shop last Christmas:

"Now is the winter of our discount tent".

And I once saw a sign in a barber's shop which read "Hair cut while you wait".
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Re: Joke !

Post by sherlock » Sun Aug 26, 2018 11:43 am

Three men were very drunk and stopped a taxi for a ride. The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them, “we have arrived”.

The first man gave him money. The second one thanked the taxi driver. The third one slapped him (the taxi driver).

The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them had realized that the car didn’t move an inch, but he faked surprise and asked the third man: “what was that for?”. The drunken man replied, “control your speed next time!!! you nearly killed us!!!”
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