...............is on her way for a visit.
She didn't write, e mail or phone to tell me - but I know.
The mice are all throwing themselves on the traps.
Last time she came, it was snowing. I said "Don't stand out there in the snow - b****r off home."
I bought here a beauty parlour voucher for Christmas, but the owner of the parlour phoned me up and said he couldn't do anything for her as he was retiring in 5 years time.
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My Mother in Law.................
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theoldman
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My Mother in Law.................
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Stan Thomas
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- Location: Penkridge. Staffs.
Re: My Mother in Law.................
"mother-in-law" is an anagram for "Hitler woman".
I went to see my mother-in-law in Leeds. She lives in Birmingham - but she looks better from Leeds.
Had a knock on the dooor last night, and a man stood there. He said "Im the Boston Strangler"! So I shouted to the mother-in-law "It's for you"!.
My mother-in-law can't swim - she can't keep her mouth shut long enough.
Took my mother-in-law to Madam Tussauds Chamber of Horrors - and the man said "Keep her moving, we're stock taking".
My mother-in-law has got a new job - she's a test pilot in a broom factory.
I went to see my mother-in-law in Leeds. She lives in Birmingham - but she looks better from Leeds.
Had a knock on the dooor last night, and a man stood there. He said "Im the Boston Strangler"! So I shouted to the mother-in-law "It's for you"!.
My mother-in-law can't swim - she can't keep her mouth shut long enough.
Took my mother-in-law to Madam Tussauds Chamber of Horrors - and the man said "Keep her moving, we're stock taking".
My mother-in-law has got a new job - she's a test pilot in a broom factory.