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Consort Petrol Filler Pipe

terryfrombury
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Re: Consort Petrol Filler Pipe

Post by terryfrombury »

I`m surprised that any worthy on this forum actually possessed a tube of KY jelly!

JDB
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I had to buy it specially at the chemists up the road. I do know the lady who served me vaguely as she has a kid at the same school as mine and lives round the corner, I thought to myself "will this be less embarrassing if I explain what I need it for or shall I just leave it to her imagination?". In the end I went for the latter, she knows we've got 3 kids and therefore zero bedroom activity!
JB

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Post by Petelang »

Oh dear JB, you might have let yourself in for more trouble than just the embarrassment of buying it. Imagine if your wife goes in the chemist and said shop assistant asks if your purchase was satisfactory? Wife not knowing you had made such an acquisition might begin to think you're not in the garage meddling with cars at all but have other interests!
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The screens are in, the MOT is passed; matrimonial bliss is secondary to such monumental achievements!
JB

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The way this post is going quite amusing!

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