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Joke !
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A clown gets eaten by two crocodiles.
A short time later one croc says to the other "I think I have an upset stomach,did that clown taste a bit funny to you?"
A short time later one croc says to the other "I think I have an upset stomach,did that clown taste a bit funny to you?"
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I walked into a bar the other day and said"ouch"
It was an iron one!
It was an iron one!
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What's the best part about living in Switzerland ?
Opinions vary but most say the flag is a plus.
Opinions vary but most say the flag is a plus.
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Well, the background of the Austrian flag is also red as the flag of Switzerland, but the big arithmetic operator is total different.
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^ I suppose that the equivalent joke for Austria would be
What's the best part about living in Austria ?
Opinions vary but most say the flag is a minus.
What's the best part about living in Austria ?
Opinions vary but most say the flag is a minus.
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An army signals officer gave a presentation to the local women's institute on the best way to set up WiFi in the home.
The officer got a great reception.
The officer got a great reception.
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I was once engaged to the woman who recorded the speaking clock, but now she would not give me the time of day.