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Joke !
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The definition of a Yorkshire man is “a Scotsman with the generosity squeeze out.
Colin,
I may be slow but I’m rough as well !
I may be slow but I’m rough as well !
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I once knew a bloke from Yorkshire that dropped a penny and it hit him on the back of the head.
Colin,
I may be slow but I’m rough as well !
I may be slow but I’m rough as well !
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Tha can always tell a Yorkshireman But tha cant tell im much.
Steve.
Steve.
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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
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A woman with ten children was being interviewed by a social worker concerned for their welfare. On being asked for their names the woman replied "Bob". "Bob?" said the social worker, "all of them?". "Of course", said the mother, "It's much easier at mealtimes, I just shout out Bob your dinner/breakfast/lunch is ready and they all arrive". "Very good" said the social worker "But if you want to speak to one of the Bobs in particular". "Oh that's easy" said the mother. "I just use the right surname"
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Did you know the Grand Canyon was made by a Scotsman who had dropped a shilling down a rabbit hole?
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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Dive down and knock on the hatch!
Dive down and knock on the hatch!
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What's a Shih tzu?
A zoo with no animals.
A zoo with no animals.
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Just written to the President of Manila to thank him for the envelopes.